Excerpts from Gene Zahn's

OF POLITICS, LADIES AND BAGELS

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VALENTINE INCLINE

For you I’d climb the highest peak
Of any Cal incline;

So hear me when these words I speak:
Please be my Valentine.

I’d keep your gauge of gasoline
At level of gallon nine.

I’ll keep your car so very clean;
So be my Valentine. 

And when it comes to beer that’s first,
It’s Bud or Ballantine;

But only you can quench my thirst,
So be my Valentine.

 If I were asked to pick and choose
Just any gal in line,

I’d pick on you; I could not lose—
Please be my Valentine!

PUSH BUTTON SOUND

I did not know she had installed
A button sounder in our bed.
I did not know what it was called
Or how it worked; we had just wed.

The sound it made was instant laughter;
It sounded off a minute after!

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